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Brothel girls are better looking than you might expect (at least the high end brothels on the other side of the county line). They aren’t exactly up there at the same level as most escorts, but last we checked there are a few former Playboy girls working there. So they aren’t cast offs.
The massage girls at parlors though? If you get a girl under 30 you’re really pushing your luck. And the funny thing is, usually the older the woman, the better the actual massage. They know how to use pressure and how to really work the body. But you probably don’t want an out of shape geriatric giving you the rub and tug. That happens you’ll be one step away from hitting on 6 AM pool calisthenics babes at the senior center.
With an escort, you have every kind of girl imaginable. The hot, poster-worthy blonde. The exotic asian with a booty that will make you forget your own name. The smokeshow black chick that will twist you around her finger. The best erotic massage parlor in Las Vegas doesn’t have a physical address. It is taking place in your hotel room.
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Our Massage Menu
This is a little different from your standard deep tissue, sports, or prenatal massage therapy menu available at the local spas. We think these massage options are way more fun. Like the naked massage, for example. You’ll disrobe to your level of comfort (naked) and she’ll disrobe to her level of comfort (naked). All of that together and you have a truly amazing massage. And these girls will use more than just their hands on your body.
The sensual
The sensual is full of light caresses and slow rubs. It’s more about the massage journey than the destination. We all like our bodies touched in different ways. Maybe you love to be manhandled, or you like just the gentle touch of fingertips or even nails dancing about your back, sending goosebumps down your spine. And, of course, it can be naked as well.
ASMR massage
Building off of the sensual massage, we have a new thing called an ASMR massage. If you don’t know what that is we suggest putting it into YouTube and slipping on some headphones. Basically, it is subtle body movements, tickles, and whispers that make your body shiver. Like someone is tickling the back of your brain. It’s almost more of a brain massage than a body massage because it’s a subtle sensory overload more than a physical one.
Soapy massages
Soapy massages are fun because it’s done with bubbles. This is closely related to a NURU massage, which uses a special lubricant that helps pull body heat from the body. Basically it’s a hot stone massage but the escort will be using her booty, breasts, and other parts of her body as opposed to rocks.
You can book girl on girl massages, couples massages, a tantric massage session (which slowly builds on itself to an ultimate climax) or a variation of Asian massages that range from a pressure-point Thai massage to improving your body functions with a Chinese massage.
Extras Menu
You’re not going to find many extras when looking over the Las Vegas erotic massage parlor prices. With an escort, you can add on a strip tease, a girl on girl show, she can treat you like a boyfriend, or you can discuss even more intimate extras with your escort when she arrives at your hotel on the Las Vegas Strip.
Vegas Erotic Massage Parlors
So there is no shortage of ways to score a traditional massage.
Pretty much every casino hotel or, for that matter, hotel around the Strip, will have an in-house spa. And if there isn’t one, it’s easy enough to schedule a massage with one of the surrounding spas.
But what happens if you don’t want a regular massage, and instead you’re hoping for a bit more “action.” There’s plenty of options for that kind of a massage as well. Whether you want the classic naked massage, or you’re hoping for something a bit more intimate, there are ways to go about securing this kind of service.
When you take a step back, there are three obvious methods (we’re not going to talk about the hiring someone under a bridge method, because, well, if that’s what you’re considering and we can’t talk you out of it then you probably don’t want our advice anyway).
The first method is to go to one of the small Asian massage parlors scattered around town, the second is to hire yourself an escort that specializes in these kinds of services, and the third is to head out to one of the brothels.
Ultimately, it is up to you,
but let’s get the quick rub down on each. You can receive a naked massage from any of these. With an incall erotic massage parlor you’ll head out to the location. Usually they are in a strip mall or on the other side of town. You’ll lay down on a bench that, hopefully, has been cleaned (never a guarantee), and then you’ll receive a massage, usually from a woman who’s between the ages of 80 and a billion. Now, the best erotic massage parlor in Las Vegas might be cleaner and there might be a slight upgrade in the girls, but not by much.
The brothel option is viable,
and the women that work there are rather attractive, but it’s a heck of a drive. You have to leave the county, and once you start factoring in drive time and the likelihood of needing a hotel room out there, you’re looking at spending several hundred bucks BEFORE ever getting the massage.
Or Hire a In Room Massage,
The third option is to hire an escort and request an outcall massage service. With this, you never have to leave the hotel room, it’s always going to be clean, and you can select the woman who gives you the massage ahead of time.
Which one sounds better to you?
The Right Way to Get an Erotic Massage in Las Vegas
We already went over the wrong way (don’t go driving around and picking people up off the street). But what is the right way?
Generally we don’t like to recommend the Vegas erotic massage parlors because, from time to time, these places get raided. It’s just one of those things. Heck, if Robert Kraft, the New England Patriots’ owner can get busted at an erotic massage parlor, anyone can. The chances of that happening are slight, and even if a raid happens, unless there’s video of you paying for “extra” services, you’re not going to be charged with anything, but it’s still embarrassing and a hassle.
Beyond the erotic massage parlors Chinatown Las Vegas has available, the only other brick and mortar “erotic” massage locations are the brothels, and those are a hassle to get to as well.
The best and easiest right way to score an erotic massage is to hire an escort. It is safe and discreet, you don’t have to worry about your hotel door getting kicked in with DIA and FBI agents rushing in and your photo plastered on the local newspaper. With the massage you just select the girl you want and the services you are interested in. Best of all, these services are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, so no matter how urgent your needs are, an escort can satisfy your needs.